Wasted

Just wondering which is more wasted .... me or my dinner! A day and a half at work. Went on info overload and got the collywobbles - can I, can't I, can I, can't I? Decided can't, then can, then maybe not, then maybe. Got home to a couple of days of mail and still with overcoat on ripped it all open and disposed of suitably, bin, bin, bin ..... complete, file, bin, etc. Then friend/neighbour asked if I was in .... yep, come on round. Opened a bottle and we slugged our way down it. Not sure how I managed to find the sausage pie (with chicken) in freezer but somehow managed to cook it and gave the frozen beans about 12 mins ... soggy beans!!! N'er mind, all goes down the same way and it sopped up (some of ) the alcohol. Haven't finished yet! No, sireeeeeeeeee I'm off over da pub later . Yup, I may well regret this tomorrow but tonight ........ tonight, tonight, won't be just ANY night ........... I'm singingggggggggggggg. Got some washing on the go. Hope I didn't mix any whites in it ... new navy jeans will make a proper mess of 'em if I have. Had a suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu per birthday. Lovely meal ... tho I was falling alseep by 8ish and refused to go to bed on the grounds that growed ups don't go to bed at 8pm. So I fell in and out of slip for a couple of hours while Amelie was on t'box. Mind you, I saw bits I hadn't seen before so it must be a film that although I love it, I sleep thro! The 'he loves me, loves me not', also starring Audry Tautou dvd which I bought a couple of weeks ago seems to have disappeared. Haven't quite racked my brain (not a good idea) but can't think where I've put it! Last night went with Ian et al to a buffet (Indian) at the golf club. Jolly good eats. I think I've taken on mother figure .... Julie, you got any mints? Julie, You got any headache tablets? Julie, where've we got to??? Doing the mummy thing comes pretty easy, lots of practice. OH, changed and re-changed my holiday dates. DOn't know if I'll get the 'rechange' yet. If I do, I think I'll just have to stick at that, regardless of whether I can find anywhere to go or not! Am I rambling? I bought some vanilla cinnamon cedar candles today .... Can't smell a bloody thing of course, with the cold and all that but I like to see the flames dancing. OK, I'm done, wasted ................ hmmm, think there's a jelly in the fridge somewhere rummage rummage . ta ta