Weird? Me?
| You Are 60% Weird |
 You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! |
See, I always said I was normal!
posted by Pykspeeks Rides Again at 9/09/2005 02:48:00 am
Friday, September 09, 2005
About Me
- Name: Pykspeeks Rides Again
The usual - ramblings of someone who can't find anything better to do at the time! Former P. A., freelance photojournalist (untrained, just got lucky) on small town paper whose work dried up. Now retired and busy every day.
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I love these wacky quizzes - I've pinched it, hope that's ok.
OOps, reminded me - etiquette - I should have thanks GW, from whom I pinched it! :)
Thanks GW!
I pinched it from someone else, can't remember who. I wonder if they do a "How good is your memory" quiz?
I like the picture for 60% weird. That is you right? ;-)
I was rather hoping for 100% - I'm not very good at moderation ! :)
Have you tried this one too?
Are you a serial killer?
Oh Oh .......... Yes I just tried:
" You are getting help, right? We'd sleep better if you said: "The therapy is going well." "
If I had any friends, they'd probably be worried.......
It's OK. I got the same. As did 4 out of 5 people I know of who tried it! I think it's some sort of trick by the British Association of Psychotherapists.....
Damn! That means I'm almost normal, after all??
Who, for goodness sakes, would deliberately run over a hedgehog??
We've got the country hedgehog sancturary close by and round here we pick 'em up and go dashing off to give them to Elaine to nurse back to health! If you know anyone who wants a hedgehog, she tries to adopt 'em out to loving families.
They eat slugs don't they? In which case, I'll have two dozen.
The sum total of my own-grown this year so far (not lifted the potatoes or taken the final crop of raspberries or rhubarb yet) is 1 pea, a dozen cabbage leaves, a big apple, a half-eaten radish and a dozen early raspberries. The rest of the peas, radishes, onions, lettuce, cabbage and gooseberries have been eaten by slugs and ants.
I did some snail hunting yesterday, gingerly lifting the florabunda, with a stick, to peek underneath for the naughty crustaceans which particularly love my marigolds!
I did find three but then pondered on what to do with them. A friend lobs them over her wall for passing cars to squish.
Since these were in the back, I couldn't just 'lob' and didn't fancy carrying them any further than I had to, so I popped 'em in a plastic bag - with a couple of fading marigolds for sustenance - and put 'em in the dustbin. Do you think they can eat through plastic? I don't want to open my dustbin and find 'em adhering to the lid. YEUKKKKKK
I wonder if the hedgehogs could be mailed to you??
Actually, there's one at Haddenham, near Aylesbury mail@sttiggywinkles.org.uk maybe they could help you, darn sarf?
I lob my slugs onto the railway embankment where I know there's one hedgehog living. Perhaps I should kill them? The Srila Prabhupada once said when questioned what to do about rabbits eating the crops, "Grow more food to replace that which the rabbits have eaten."
I didn't bat an eyelid bleaching the maggots crawling around the discarded chicken legs I found tucked away in the bushes in the garden last night though! I was too revolted by them to care. This is no doubt a direct result of watching the Dr. Who story "The Green Death".
The maggots would only have turned into nasty ol' flies which you'd have zapped with fly spray, anyway, so you just got 'em sooner, rather than later!
Maggots are more yeuk than snails! I watched a friend angling once - all those multicoloured maggots wiggling around fair frit me! Don't think I could pick 'em up without wearing rubber gloves!
I don't use fly spray. I burn incense and spend great chunks of time trying to teach the flies which half of a half open window is the open half.
I am also kind to spiders, mice, daddy long legs and other associated creepy crawlies which I am asked to dispose of.
"Eeeeekkk! A spider! Get rid of it! Quick! [splut] You didn't have to kill it, you're cruel and heartless, you don't care about any living thing, least of all me... I demand chocolate to help me over the shock! Thank you.....[munch]...... Why do you keep getting me chocolate? You know I need to lose weight... I keep telling you I'm on a diet...." etc etc etc
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