Saturday, February 18, 2006

Revelation!!

I had this revelation this evening and I wasn't even on a dusty road, riding a donkey!

It wasn't much of one, I mean, the earth didn't stop turning and apples didn't start ascending in the air .... damn, have I forgotten what it was already?

Let me follow my train of thought again.

OK, in bath, which had gone cool cos after I'd finished doing a day's housework I thought I'd earned half an hour on the sofa with my novel (Margaret Yorke, I do so like her thrillers) .... ah yes, it's coming back to me.

Margaret Yorke, thriller, mystery, whodunnit, dead bodies and how you can tell one's been moved after death and bloody and gravity .... us in Lincolnshire, we seem to think about gravity quite a bit. Look at Isaac Newton, for instance!

No forget him, he's just a diversion ... here's another one ... when's the Da Vinci code going to be on the cinema??? Will Ian be on the cutting room floor or revealed in all his priestly glory?? (only acting!)

Get back to the revelation, Jules.

OK, so, dead body, blood, gravity. And I had the revelation about the heart being a pump. I'd topped the bath up 3 times to get it hot enough, letting some water out each time and the third time it was hot enough that when I settled back down in it and splished and splashed, my little ol heart gave a little flutter. Either of pleasure or protest, I suppose!

So I was thinking about the water heater firing up (cos it's in the bathroom and quite noisy) and the pump pushing the water thro those flames to heat it and dead bodies and bloody and gravity and the heart pumping the blood around and it occurred to me (revelation) that my body is a machine and it doesn't even have any electricity powering it!

Well, that's it, really. I enjoyed it.

Then there I was in my towel and heard someone at the front door and expected it to be Ian, but didn't really think it might be anyone else and so I trotted thro in the towel and it's just as well it was Ian cos the towel fell off .. and he had a revelation, too!!!!

Off out for dinner .... report tomorrow or sometime!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Wot, me?

Thanks GW

Your Hair Should Be Blue
Wild, brilliant, and out of control.You're a risk taker with an eye to the future.

I wish!

Wappy Valentines!

Just thought the day was worth a mention.

Had a lovely phone call this evening, quite unexpected. I suppose it shows what goes around, comes around ... sometimes in a nice way.

Clearing around a little I came across a photograph I'd had printed, intending to give it 'just for the noticeboard' but having other things on my mind, didn't get around to posting it until yesterday.

This evening I had a call from the Mablethorpe RNLI/Coastguard PR guy thanking me for the photograph. He said the boys (and girl) were delighted with the piccie which had been taken of them on Remembrance Sunday. He said he was sorry I'm not around for their photographs any more since I'd done them many a good piccie and turn and if I wanted to pop around to the lifeboat station on a Sunday, I should have coffee with them ... even the possibility of a ride on t'boat when the weather improves!

Now wasn't that kind?

Hey, went to the http://www.spilsby.info/theatre/ Spilsby Theatre on Saturday, Ian's treat, to see (hear?), OK, see AND hear the Joji Hirota Taiko Drummers. There was a HUGE drum and the sticks were like broomhandles. The drumming set a thrumming right thro me!

The only thing that marred the evening was that since the group was late arriving, the entire audience was coaxed into the bar and it was cram jammed, plus the outer passageway. I got a sudden claustrophobic panic, haven't had one for years but suddenly finding myself surrounded by people all taller than I I had to race for the door!

Prior to the show we had a Chinese meal close by which was jolly tasty.

The Audrey T dvd has turned up ... which is to say I've remembered who I loaned it to! So much to remember at present.

I'm going over papers tonight for a panic refresher in what I've supposed to have learned over the last 5 weeks.

Bought petrol on the way home and picked up a bag of Maltesers. The assistant asked if I wasn't taking advantage of the special offer of 4 choccie bars for £1.20 ... since it was a saving of 80p I did - and had eaten 2.5 of them by the time I got home. Sigh.

Sommeliers' meeting, last night, was interesting. S. African wines. 3 whites, plus a dessert muscat and 3 (or 4?) reds. We didn't eat until late, just bread and cheese with the wine, so I was a tad light headed by the end of the tastings!

Well, here's one for all the lovers tonight ...... I was just going thro my portfolio and recall I enjoyed taking this piccie because I was allowed to set it up in a shop for their advertising purposes and just enjoyed the bits and pieces I put together to pleasant effect.

Just feeling a bit sad. I enjoyed taking piccies.


Friday, February 10, 2006

Who's reading dis?

The numbers have gone up??????


Wasted

Just wondering which is more wasted .... me or my dinner!

A day and a half at work. Went on info overload and got the collywobbles - can I, can't I, can I, can't I? Decided can't, then can, then maybe not, then maybe.

Got home to a couple of days of mail and still with overcoat on ripped it all open and disposed of suitably, bin, bin, bin ..... complete, file, bin, etc. Then friend/neighbour asked if I was in .... yep, come on round. Opened a bottle and we slugged our way down it.

Not sure how I managed to find the sausage pie (with chicken) in freezer but somehow managed to cook it and gave the frozen beans about 12 mins ... soggy beans!!! N'er mind, all goes down the same way and it sopped up (some of ) the alcohol.

Haven't finished yet!

No, sireeeeeeeeee

I'm off over da pub later . Yup, I may well regret this tomorrow but tonight ........ tonight, tonight, won't be just ANY night ........... I'm singingggggggggggggg.

Got some washing on the go. Hope I didn't mix any whites in it ... new navy jeans will make a proper mess of 'em if I have.

Had a suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu per birthday. Lovely meal ... tho I was falling alseep by 8ish and refused to go to bed on the grounds that growed ups don't go to bed at 8pm. So I fell in and out of slip for a couple of hours while Amelie was on t'box. Mind you, I saw bits I hadn't seen before so it must be a film that although I love it, I sleep thro!

The 'he loves me, loves me not', also starring Audry Tautou dvd which I bought a couple of weeks ago seems to have disappeared. Haven't quite racked my brain (not a good idea) but can't think where I've put it!

Last night went with Ian et al to a buffet (Indian) at the golf club. Jolly good eats.

I think I've taken on mother figure .... Julie, you got any mints? Julie, You got any headache tablets? Julie, where've we got to???

Doing the mummy thing comes pretty easy, lots of practice.

OH, changed and re-changed my holiday dates. DOn't know if I'll get the 'rechange' yet. If I do, I think I'll just have to stick at that, regardless of whether I can find anywhere to go or not!

Am I rambling?

I bought some vanilla cinnamon cedar candles today .... Can't smell a bloody thing of course, with the cold and all that but I like to see the flames dancing.

OK, I'm done, wasted ................ hmmm, think there's a jelly in the fridge somewhere

rummage rummage .

ta ta

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Looking after the pennies

I'm getting into this saving lark!
Well, it's not quite saving, it's spending less.
I phoned the National Insurance peeps and told them to cancel the direct debit cos I'm no longer self employed.
Stop them? Is that what you want to do?
Well, yes, I think it's appropriate since I'm PAYE now, don't you?
Erm, yes.
OK.
Also phoned mobile co and told them I aim to halve my bill either with them or without them.
Which gained me a half price annual contract and £100 off my next bill. Mind, that £100 was cos I didn't want a new phone.
The one I have sings and dances enough for me. I can do piccies, texts and talk, wake myself up, make notes and that's quite sufficient.
Went to the doc tonight, usual stuff, cold gone to my chest. Don't think there's room for much more there!
Got the antiobiotics, cough cough.
I'm sitting in my jammies, stuffed full of sausage pie (with chicken).
Oh, it's not actually my birthday 'til tomorrow. I bought a bunch of snack bars, Clubs (mint and orange), Cadbury's choc rolls, cup cakes, Rollo Rolls, lemon fingers, jelly beans, granola bars and low cal biscuit thingies to put out on the morrow and invite peeps to help me celebrate my birthday.
It's the biggest 'party' I'll ever have had.
In fact, I remembered, the first since I was 11, methinks.
I think I've hit the purple age. Not only is my work wardrobe shades of purple but today I went into Wilkos and every 'smelly' I bought (loo, floor cleaner, disinfectant, candle, bleach) is lavender.
The accounts?
Yeah, soon!
Now, wonder what I can save on spending next??
Sensibly of course!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEE

Happy birthday to meeee
Happy birthday to me-eeeeeeee
Happy birthday to meeeeeee-eeee
HAH

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Roasting

I'm roasting parsnips at the moment. Haven't had home roast ones for ages. Mind you, Mrs ... wotsername's are as good, the frozen ones, I'm sure, but cost more. Not that that was my consideration when I bought the parsnips, I just wanted parsnips, suddenly the wonderful caramelised sweetness of them came to my tastebuds' memory and I just had to have 'em.

I'm reminded when Tora and Danny, her husband, who's American, came for Xmas dinner a couple of years ago. I'd been a bit busy working up to Xmas, even on Xmas day and so the Boxing Day dinner was THE dinner. That's all very long winded! Anyway, it was some time since I had made a roasted meal and didn't quite get it all synchronised and the parsnips came out somewhat roastier than one might have wanted (read 'burned').

Danny, however had never had roasted parnips before and said he really enjoyed them and said how much he liked them. I assured him that's the best way to cook 'em! It's just occured to me, he could have been being polite to his future witch in law, sorry, mother in law!

I got that sock washed! Put it in with the bedding and of course it got lost down the duvet cover.

Andrew, I've explained what spotty dogging is further down the blog, where you enquired.

Oh, had a hangover this morning. So glad the first couple of hours was a powerpoint presentation, with the lights off. I had to put my chair up to it's fullest extent though, so I could see from the back and when it started on a spin, although slow, since my feet didn't reach the floor, I just had to wait for it to stop again and felt somewhat dizzy and not a little poorly!

Da girls were laughing at me!

I don't know how it came up. For some reason, on the back row there, we got around to talking about vibrators and I mentioned the Dinky Digger. Which resulted in some laughter, especially when I drew it.

One of the gals said that she'd read that Asda was stocking vibrators, in the contraceptives department, nicely packaged so no one would know what it was when you put it on the conveyor belt. So I got charged the with task (if you choose to accept it) of going to the store at lunchtime to find out if this was true!

I scanned those shelves but nary a vibrator could I find. So I asked the assistant. She had to stop herself grinning. Said they didn't have them. So I asked if her colleagues knew anything about them. The pharmacist said they DID stock them, before Christmas, but they'd been taken off sale.

I wonder if someone electrocuted themselves with one??

I think the parsnips are burning .... back in a mo ..... Dang, when they go, they GO. Only the skinniest ones are, ummm, over cooked.

So, whilst there were no vibrators, there were some interesting looking lubes, so I bought one called 'Heat'. Got back and gave the bad news to the gals but showed 'em the lube and so we all put a dab on the back of our hands and blew on it (that's what the instructions say). There was an awfa lot of giggling going on!

I think I'm throwing money down the drain! My washing machine is taking the softener in on the first rinse, so goodness knows how much of it is still in the laundry by the time it's had the fourth and final rinse!

Had a couple of hours or so with the accounts on Monday. I actually enjoyed myself! Looking at my expenses though, I really must do something about the landline and mobile bills! Think I'll go pay as you talk, whatever it's called. That will mean having a new number, I think, and that's a nuisance cos I like my current one. I hardly ever get calls on it nowadays ... or the landline, come to that, so I won't have to let hundreds of people know the new number. Which does, however, rather bear out my statement to the accountant that it was 90% used for work.

We learned about tax credits today. Y'know what?? I think I could have claimed it over the last couple of years! Damn!!! I wonder how many people struggle on (ok, I wasn't struggling exactly, but only cos I was spending capital!) not realising they may have good cause to claim? I suppose some people know the system and how to work it and others just try their damnedest to keep body and soul together. Or are just daft!!! ME!

I was touched last night. I mean in a sentimental way!

A friend, not a close friend but a former choir friend (I'm the former, not her) was in the pub last night. Hadn't seen her for ages and enquired after her health, etc. She enquired who Ian was, so I introduced them. She then went on to say he was a lucky man and said nice stuff about me. That 'nice stuff' was so unexpected and I hadn't even PAID her to say anything!!!! :)

One of the gals at work today said 'You crack me up'. I wasn't sure if she meant I was driving her potty with the daft questions I come up with or silly remarks, but it appears she meant I made her laugh. There's an office do on Friday, which I'm not going to now, but she leaned over and said she wished I was. Can't think why, grin. Oh yes, they said I'm in the wrong career. I should be an Ann Summers rep.

Maybe in my spare time???

What spare time?

There's about 3 of us, at least, now house hunting in Grimsby. I wonder if we could buy a mansion and sub-divide??

I did see quite a nice flat but one of the gals looked aghast. "You CAN'T move from Louth to THAT area, it'd be TOO much of a culture shock for you."

Wonder if my steak's defrosted yet?

Got my wrap made for tomorrow. Corned beef and creamed horseradish with some salad bit.

Hey, maybe I can have roasted parsnip ones the next day!

Oh, rumbly tumbly, orf I go! Better do some ironing too.